Drunk Hockey

"HE IS DRUNK"

"Folks, this game is a gem. I have played this game against my coworker during our lunch break almost every day for the last 2 months. It actually has a fairly steep learning curve, so it may put off new players. At first you will have trouble controlling your player and wring your hands over how you can only spin one direction. However, i promise you, the strategy is DEEP. My coworker and I are Drunk Hockey pros and we know all the shots, how to pass to yourself and how to defend, when to play the puck and when to play the man. If you are only playing single player, get yourself a friend and enjoy the glories of 2-player. BringDat Devs: suggestion from a Drunk Hockey pro: if you were to update the game, my coworker and I both agree the best thing would be to have more control over the power of your shots. Like, maybe if you tap the screen you switch spin direction and do a more powerful shot. You guys rock!"

"Very simple, very fun!"

"A while ago I left a bad review. Then I forgot about the game, because at the time of the review I didn't like the game. Then earlier today I remembered I had the app installed and opened it. It has improved 100% (the chirping is a nice touch) and I am going to go recommend it to my friends."

"One of the worst games I've ever had the misfortune to play. Would rate 0 if I could"

"Amazing from every angle.... Will be better if tournaments are added AND when number of goals can be increased.... Will really appreciate for this update..."

"Dumb. DO NOT DOWNLOAD."

"I think you would have to be drunk to enjoy this game for more than 5 minutes. You can't even pick what direction your dude spins. So every game degrades to slapping the puck along the boards. Great concept, but that's about it."

"best game eva"

"Nope"